Now some fun for you

Katherine Parr spent nearly her whole life married to crotchety old men: Henry was the THIRD old fart she was forced to marry. Is it any wonder she turned to books and religion to occupy her time?

Katherine wasn't just smart, she was a tiny bit uppity, too: she almost got herself thrown in jail for arguing with His Royal Fatness about some theological issues.

After Henry croaked, Katherine dropped the prim and proper act and married Thomas Seymour, a dashing pirate-y kind of guy who was dumb as a post.

Which goes to show you that even bookworms know how to get it on.

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[I am Elrond!]

I am Elrond, Lord of Rivendell. I chose Elvenkind over Humanity and was gifted with great wisdom. During the War of the Ring, I called a Council of the free peoples of Middle Earth and founded the Fellowship of the Ring, all the time wearing a tiara. In the movie, I'm played by Hugo Weaving. Here.

[I am Byakko seishi!] Here.

I'm an Avarian Elf*

Congratualtions!
You are a member of the practical & cautious Avari.

Unwilling to follow the Valar to Aman on blind faith,
you chose to remain in Middle Earth and wander the woods.
Your ways are simpler than your "enlightened" cousins,
but they suit you and yours just fine, thank you.

*Note here that for convinience sake, I am including the Green Elves of Ossiriand and the Wood Elves of Mirkwood among the Avari.

Favorite Avari Neighborhoods.

The slyvan glades of Ossiriand.

The deep forest of Greenwood the Great
(later called Mirkwood)

In the Land of Lothlórien, also known as The Golden Wood

Famous Avari Elves

The Wood Elves of Mirkwood
(except Orodreth & Thranduil)

The Raft-Elves of Mirkwood & Laketown

The Green Elves of Ossiriand

The Elves of Lothlórien
(except Amros, Celeborn, & Galadriel)
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Which Witch? Pagan!
Not exactly a Witch, but you're still into the whole magicky scene. You might follow one of the many Pagan paths, but more than likely you follow your own.
You use magick as you want or need it, and love to draw from different religions and cultures to get a whole rounded spiritual thing going.
The air is your breath, and the waves on the shore are your heartbeat. Here.

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The unofficial leader of the Turks, you are definitely not what one would imagine as leader material.
You are often dishelved and always unorganized, you are a definite smartass, and you have a tendency to drink way too much.
Despite all this, you are still the first person to be called when something needs done. You are very resourceful and quick on your feet. You know where to draw the line between business and pleasure, and you take what you do very seriously, though you are still able to make time to relax and enjoy yourself with your friends.