The problem with

Those white knight heroes

Is that they're all

So good.

They think that banners

And horses

And armor that shines in the sun

Lends them

And obligation

To be worshipped.

Tchah.

I'd rather be

A dark one

With no banners

No horse

And no shiny armor.

Weather beaten

Like Aragorn

The king of Gondor

With dirt beneath his fingernails.